Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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