I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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