I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We're too hungover to prance.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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