dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize