I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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