Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(843): View more from South Carolina

plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.

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(217): View more from Illinois

The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.

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(404): View more from Georgia

we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it

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(925): View more from California

his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.

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(330): View more from Ohio

come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

no. 1 rule of bromania: no females

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE

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