Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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