Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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