i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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