Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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