At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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