yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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