NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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