found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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