If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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