what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
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She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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