Pappa wants mamma naked
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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