I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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