the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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