Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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