thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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