I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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