I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
