So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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