Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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