Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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