Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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