last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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