? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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