Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
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I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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