she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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