my vag is so smooth its legendary
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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