ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
third nipple confirmed
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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