My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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