I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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