As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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