you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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