what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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