That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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