He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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