if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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