can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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