i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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