Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
