I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
