I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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