I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i would punch a child for taco bell
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Randomize
