Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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