This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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