roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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