yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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