Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I came so hard my ears popped.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
