I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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