im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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