I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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