Dual....:-)
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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