belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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